If you do, the following things are subject to happen:
- Your sunglasses may become a play toy (and may land on the floor repeatedly)
- Your purse may become a play toy
- In a last-ditch effort, your shopping list may become a play-toy (and then be lost on the ground)
- By the time you reach the checkout lane, your baby’s screams may become so distracting that you forget to use the $1 off diaper coupon and $2 off baby sunscreen coupon that were the entire reason you purchased those products in the first place.
This has been a public service announcement from the W-family alliance for relaxed (and frugal) mothers.