You all saw my creepy baby ornament from Marshall’s.
Now I have something else to share with you.
Brace yourselves…this is easily the weirdest thing I have posted on my blog. I can’t even believe I’m posting it — but how could I resist?
You, see, ladies & gentleman, it is my deepest pleasure to introduce you to…
Here’s a close-up of his expression. He doesn’t look too…um…comfortable:
The Dollar Store sure comes in handy when one is looking for white elephant gifts!
The kicker is that this lovely little piece of decor was not on the regular shelves in the store. No, no, no. It was hanging behind the check-out counter, along with a plethora of similar plaques. I actually had to ask the cashier to get it down off the wall for me so I could purchase it!
Wow, wow, wow. Wow.